barnesgonzo: Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Should Date: They Have Great Chemistry

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Should Date: They Have Great Chemistry

Rob — you need to stop worrying about Kristen Stewart and date Katy. Keep reading and find out why I think Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry would make the PERFECT couple!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart is a huge part of your past, but that’s where she should stay — in your past. She cheated on you with Rupert Sanders and you need someone more mature to date. Katy Perry is the perfect choice!

Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Should Date — They’d Have HOT Sex

Rob, you famously broke the headboard while having sex with Kristen’s character, Bella, in Breaking Dawn. And Katy’s ex-husband Russell Brand said she was into freaky stuff, including “wheelchair porn.” (Sounds saucy!) The combination of your libidos would certainly have extraordinary results!

Rob & Katy Are The Same Age & Have The Same Maturity Level

And speaking of ex-husbands, Russell was never mature enough for Katy. He dissed her by dating a Katy lookalike after they divorced. And Kristen was never mature enough for you, Rob. She cheated on you and flips the bird at photographers.

You and Katy are both 27 years old — you’re at the same maturity level and can really benefit from dating each other, personally and professionally.

Rob & Katy Are Already Friends

Plus, isn’t it always a great idea to date a friend? You already have that foundation needed to develop a deep and meaningful relationship. You’ve always been there for each other through times of sorrow and heartbreak.

It’s Time For A Change

Katy has dated bad boys in the past including: John Mayer, Travie McCoy and Russell Brand. Katy famously sang about Travie’s alleged drug use in her song “Circle The Drain.” And John’s often been pegged as a womanizer. She needs a good guy like you, Rob.

My advice for you, Rob, is to leave Kristen in the past. She took advantage of you and doesn’t deserve another chance. It’s time to brush your shoulders off and move forward — with Katy Perry!

What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Should Rob and Katy date?