Russell Brand Remains Employed

MTV announced that they have  selected Mr. Russell Brand to host the MTV Movie Awards next month. Russell, who hasn’t been doing that much lately other than getting divorced and splitting assets (and starring in Rock of Ages) tweeted,

 

@rustyrockets: MTV Movie Awards combines 2 of my favorite things. Movies&Awards. If somehow group sex could be involved it’d be the best night of my life.Celeb Tweets

Such a classy guy. Why would Katy divorce this gem?

Here’s a list of who is up for a little golden popcorn this year:

Movie of the Year:

• Bridesmaids
• The Hunger Games
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• The Help
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part

My prediction: I hope for Bridesmaids but it’ll probably be Twilight because it’s ALWAYS Twilight.

 

Take Our Poll

Best Female Performance:

• Emma Stone in Crazy, Stupid, Love
• Emma Watson in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games
• Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids
• Rooney Mara in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Best Male Performance

• Channing Tatum in The Vow
• Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 50/50
• Josh Hutcherson in The Hunger Games
• Ryan Gosling in Drive

Breakthrough Performance

• Elle Fanning, Super 8
• Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
• Liam Hemsworth, The Hunger Games
• Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
• Shailene Woodley, The Descendants

Best Comedic Performance

• Jonah Hill, 21 Jump Street
• Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
• Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
• Oliver Cooper, Project X
• Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover Part II

Best Cast

• 21 Jump Street
• Bridesmaids
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• The Help
• The Hunger Games

Best On-Screen Transformation

• Colin Farrell, Horrible Bosses
• Elizabeth Banks, The Hunger Games
• Johnny Depp, 21 Jump Street
• Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
• Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Best Fight

• Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill vs Kid Gang, 21 Jump Street
• Daniel Radcliffe vs. Ralph Fiennes, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig, The Hunger Games
• Tom Cruise vs. Michael Nyqvist, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
• Tom Hardy vs. Joel Edgerton, Warrior

Best Kiss

• Channing Tatum & Rachel McAdams, The Vow
• Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games
• Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
• Rupert Grint & Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone, Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Best Gun-Wrenching Performance

• 21 Jump Street (Schmidt shoots Coach Walters in the dick)
• Bridesmaids (the ramifications of the food poisoning in the bridal shop)
• Drive (Elevator beatdown)
• The Help (Minny bakes the shit pie)
• Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (Scaling the high-rise building)

Best On-Screen Dirtbag

• Bryce Dallas Howard, The Help
• Colin Farrell, Horrible Bosses
• Jennifer Aniston, Horrible Bosses
• Jon Hamm, Bridesmaids
• Oliver Cooper, Project X

Best Music

• “The Devil is in the Details,” Chemical Brothers, Hanna
• “Impossible,” Figurine, Like Crazy
• “Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO, 21 Jump Street
• “Pursuit of Happiness,” Kid Cudi (Steve Aoki Remix), Project X
• “A Real Hero,” College with Electric Youth, Drive

Source: http://www.zimbio.com/Robert+Pattinson/articles/zec1cyePZIb/Russell+Brand+Remains+Employed

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